Ode to Susan

She's a bit simplistic,
she makes me ballistic,
cos nothing she says is that realistic,
but for chart number 1's she knows how to list it,
she's ugly as fuck with a face like a duck,
and waddles and quacks to the sound of the drum,
and in nightclubs we listen and dance while on rum,
and she's raking it in,
she's taking it in,
that lily allen is making me grin,
but only because i've had too much beer,
so thank you for sending me "the fear"

By Dr Sky